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talon95
(Posts: 217; Member since: 31 Jul 2012)

Congratulations son, your bride has been selected, and the arranged marriage is set for Sep 25. If you don’t like her…tough luck you’ll take her now or you’ll take her next year!…I mean, I picker her myself and I just think she’s amazing-incredable-magical!

Sure she’s a little plain, glasses, flat, a square….but inside, that’s where the magic is. Not that she’s got a lot of brains, but for a little extra money she can take some college classes and increase her mental capacity. She says she likes to rough house, but be careful that you aren’t overly forceful or you’ll get undesireable reactions. So long as you’re getting good vibrations you should be alright, as long as you can make sense of it and it doesn’t get over complicated. She’s a white girl, but she’s willing to tan or dye her hair if that suits you, so if you wated some cultural diversity…tough…but did I mention, she’s fast. feaky fast. Just be sure to feed her often or she gets low blood sugar, runs out of steam, and looses her mind…but who doesn’t right?

On the financial side, there is a hefty dowry to pay. And don’t use up all your money because she’s got expensive tastes. Her clothes are expensive, and she only shops online at this one store, and pays a premium price for everything with fast delivery. If you don’t like what they offer….Tough!

You’re not getting anything else from this family, so just hurry up and choose before I disown you. And no complaining, you can’t have everything you want. She’s really not half bad, and choices is over rated, so just leave that to me.
Congrats on getting everything….they wanted for you (or were able to provide…within reason, and budget, and other logistical limitations) I really wish I was like you and didn’t have so many choices. That just makes it messy. What’s love got to do with it anyways.

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Just playing, no offense.